Friday, March 2, 2007

5 On Friday

Okay my apologizes if I don't give you credit, but I've seen this everywhere and after scouring to find where, I can't. So if I got this idea from you, let me know. I will send you a candy gram and give you credit. (Okay, probably no candy gram but I will think about giving you one and isn't it the thought that counts?)

Anyway, I realize that my posts have been a bit.... serious lately and felt that it's Friday and I'm fun so I should write something fun but will still educate you about the inner workings of my mind. I've posted below 4 truths and 1 lie. Speculate, reflect and use all your mind juices to figure out which is which. The winner will get a new car, or more likely, the winner will get the thought of me giving them a new car which, is almost as good. Because seriously, a new car would be a pain to unwrap.

1. I got a real pony named Simon for my 5th birthday. When my parents sold him, they told me he ran away. I believed this story until my cousin accidentally told me the truth when I was 18.

2. I once broke my foot break dancing at a wedding. And because I didn't get fitted with the right cast, the side of my foot is curved, a bit like a banana.

3. I own 63 pairs of shoes and they are color coded.

4. I backpacked Europe with a serious case of mono and a backpack that weighed more than half of what I did.

5. I once stumbled across a working girl giving a blow job to a guy in a park. I didn't see what they were doing but introduced myself and extended my hand before I realized. She wiped her mouth, shook my hand and then because I didn't want to be rude, shook the guys hand too.

14 comments:

Trixie said...

I will speculate and say #2 is the lie.

megs said...

Number 1 has to be a lie. No one gets a pony! ;)

Kathryn said...

Please tell me the lie is #5. Please, please, please, or I truly will not be able to sleep at night

Ruby said...

I want 5 to be the lie but who gets a pony? I want a pony.

Pink Lace and Pearls said...

I would also like #5 to be the lie, but that one has to be the truth. You just can't make that stuff up! That's horrifically funny! I think it's #2.

kkkatie!! said...

It has to be the pony. No one gets a pony!!!

e.b. said...

I am going with mono in Europe. That is too much to handle. Plus no one else picked it.

Beth said...

I'm saying 2.

Although for any normal person I think 3 is far fetched. I say normal person and mean "people not like me". I have over 60 pairs of shoes, numbered and catalogued on my pc so I know which box to find them in.

Jennifer said...

I'm going with #1 also. Ponies don't "run away"! Well, maybe they do, I've never had a pony.

Anonymous said...

#2. Or..... #1. Or #4.

Accidentally Me said...

#3...I will guess the shoes. But only because no one else guessed it yet, and it seems least obvious.

brookem said...

I'm going to pick the break dancing one.

Tell us!

eileen said...

I don't know. They are all ridiculous and at the same time, believable, because you are you. I just want the answer. But I'm really commenting on the previous post about your professor. She rocks. And you rock. And it was well written and an interesting reminder about the incomprehensible web of connections the world spins for us.

Ally said...

Number 2...I love playing truth and lies.